So when I'm at work working where I work, I don't get a chance to eat nice food. My so-called 'friend' Maei, however, is still a small child who never goes to school and instead taunts me with stories of the delicious noms he has throughout the day. He's posted an (admittedly very funny) video about it that's completely not accurate.
Oh, he has a new WoW blog by the way.
PS. If he offers you a sandwich from under his shirt, avoid eye-contact and politely decline.